Give us the contract announcement
A letter to Levy. The first of many in what might be a torturous summer.
Chairman's message - a response
The end of season message from Daniel Levy to supporters.
What have you done to this club?
Dear Mr Levy,
We've not spoken for a while. I've been busy on a variety of projects. I now run an up-skirt video and pics website and as you can imagine this is a laborious and time consuming activity, having to collate content for it. Regardless, I remain obsessed with Tottenham. Just a little less obsessed with breaking and entering. Hence why we've not meet in your kitchen in the late hours of the night (a consequence of my sleep-walking which the judge took into consideration during sentencing).