In defence of Robbie Keane

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In defence of Robbie Keane:

...ladies and gentlemen of Glory Glory dot co dot uk, I have one final thing I want you to consider in defence of Robbie Keane and his form since the return from his nightmare spell at Anfield. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Glory Glory forum:

Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defence!

In defence of Robbie Keane:

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with Keane's long forgotten form and the abuse he's getting in forums and message boards across the Internet? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with the discussion! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a blogger defending a once upon a time proven goal-getting Premier League forward who left us and returned an abject spent force, a parody of his former self, and I'm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're reading through an anti-Keano thread flaming and berating and abusing and skipping carefully close to post moderation, boiling the blood with the various arguments for and against, does it make sense? No! members, moderators and admins of Glory Glory and other Spurs related message boards, forums and blogs, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit Keane from the derogative belittlement he's receiving!

The defence rests.

Blatantly plagiarised from episode 27 Season 2 of South Park, "Chef Aid", October 7th, 1998.

You've been reading the fifth part of Spooky's International Break diary journals.

Part one can be read here.

Part two here.

Part three here.

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