Al Capone charged

Seriously. 40k? Revenue and customs must be well chuffed with this. Years of hard work and chasing and this is the best they can do? Obviously, no doubting, this will de-rail our season and we'll be fighting at the bottom cometh May with Paul Hart drafted in from QPR to aid save us whilst Facebook goes into meltdown with the re-launch of the Tottenham Relegation Party group.

I've even had to put the champagne aside and delay my celebrations after hearing about Liverpool's injury woes.

So, good luck to jobsworths out to make an example. As for Harry...he'll have to twitch his way out of it and hope the judge isn't a West Ham fan. If he's found guilty...off we go into another transitional season.

The club DVD will unmissable.